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Although American television series and new season premieres throughout the year, and no month without news, September is when many start them. And when I say many, I mean a score. So, in a spirit of public service to the illustrious readers of this column, I've seen the first three or four episodes of every new series premiered in the last month in the U.S. of A, and to justify the time and which appears has earned for something, I Endino the following summaries / impressions, in case anyone serves, to find what hooked. DRAMAS
Hellcats
This is a team of cheerleaders. At least they had the decency to be cheerleaders college, not high school, so instead of making tacos aunts of girls 24 to 16, will be only 18-19. That's something. The prota, Aly Michalka, is like a train, but the roll that "hate this, but I do it because life is a bitch and not many even try I'm the best" is a bit tiresome. In addition, it makes to pay the race, which is to be a lawyer, and the first four episodes and is the better for all, let the race, dance, sing or play football. "Soft Porn for teens," said one review. In other words, you will succeed. Terriers
of the best new proposals. Created by Shawn Ryan, who had 'The Shield', is a former cop and a former thief who come together to make a living as best they can, detective without a license, in cases, as one of the Protas "if they grew a couple of sizes would be petty." Here the bad guys are ordinary people but those with peel. Something that has them. Good performances and actors need not be runway models before getting on camera.
Nikita was first a novel, then a French film, then an American movie, then a series, and now another set. Moral: it's the tough chick in high heels spreading wood, and multiple excuses to go in different dresses in cocktail Ferrero Rocher ambassador never fails to make morbidity. This time at least gives Maggie Q stick with martial arts, but as the episodes pass all depends on how much they will the pot with the conspiracies. To change something, Nikita here no longer works for the Division, but is trying to sink it from outside, on a case. The first episode ends with a twist pretty rigged, but it is business as usual: the good or the good always win, do not give them bullets and Smite all opponents without much problem, to do the same to the next episode. Outlaw
The first episode was a big disappointment. "Jimmy Smits as a lawyer" is surely the premise that he sold the series, and should be sufficient, because it is a much better actor, but they have come out dreadful. Many episodes of trials have holes pretty incredible, but this more than anyone. The main character begins as a judge of the Supreme and defender just sentenced to death, while giving time to a different brush for each chapter. Among the side is the almost obligatory research aunt, this time not to repeat how good she is (not both pa), the 'badass' that is, bisexual what it is and how much of the office repeinao has it impossible to her. Slap it has. Kalinda is where 'The good wife' ... The same has been the shock of not seeing a papelazo Smits as well written as 'The West Wing' and 'NYPD Blue', among others, but thankfully the second episode, with a case based on a law Arizona immigration real, quite takes flight.
(Edit: It was canceled after four episodes. Another four had been shot rather than be burned on the air for the next four Saturdays, traditionally the elephant graveyard of the American series.) Boardwalk Empire
Best of new, very far. HBO, Martin Scorsese, Prohibition, Steve Buscemi. Result: four aces. This is one of the great ages of the mafia, in the 20's, with alcohol banned, its gang wars, its corrupt politicians, their guns, their hats, their trucks, their bad whiskey, clubs hidden his Caruso singing opera ... Nothing is missing, and have time left over to delve the characters. Scorsese directs the first episode to establish tone, and produces the rest personally see each image shot. The American press, which has already seen 6 episodes, says he is the bomb of the season. The event
Following the success of 'Lost' and the failure of 'Flash Forward' comes another type of "here's something wrong and consparanoico, but we'll take a year to tell you doing Twister." In fact, by the end of the first episode, did not even know the famous "event", and after four and cast is not too clear yet. Only something goes wrong with a plane mu. I do not know if people have patience for this again. FF just arrived the end of the first season set the brake base, rewritten, advertise that he would put on the brakes and rewrite, and keep people half way if not until when we realized, was the end of the season. The trick was not worth making a cliffhanger to renew it. The second episode is pretty good, however. Lone Star
One that I liked, so original. Will a pair of con men, father and son, whom we meet in the middle of two fat scams fake land sales and even more false actions. The father is old school conviction of those who have no pity for their victims, but the son has a heart. And a bf in each thymus, which makes living two lives parallel, plus yours truly. I do not know if there is enough material for an entire series, because the danger would be to reduce everything to a succession of clever punt the ball to stop the hunt, but so far it deserves IRLA following. Has had very good reviews.
(Edit: She has been canceled after two episodes.)
Hawaii Five-0
never saw the original 70, so do not compare. It is one of cops, shooting, chasing, punches, jumps, explosions, all in beautiful setting (ie, the anatomy of Grace Park, formerly of 'Battlestar Galactica'). I guess every week will catch some mindundi while moving in the background if they carried all season on his father's death of someone. Daniel Dae Kim, after six years filming "Lost" in Hawaii as well and takes up residence there and everything.
Chase to pursue a bad throughout Texas. The scheme is: the bad steals and kills, the marshals are investigating, steals and kills the bad guy again, and the marshals investigate a little more, and gradually the marshals are approaching the bad while it continues to kill, until, after putting think face in front of a table and play some keys on the PC, guess where to go next, and go and get caught. I hope you do not abuse the blonde five feet tall and thick as a can-spanking little sheepskins uncles take him two feet, but in the first episode is already done. Twice. Detroit 1-8-7
The police gender bar is really high, so it is difficult to excite all new series. This may come to something, especially because it comes Michael Imperioli, formerly of 'The Sopranos'. You may want to do with Detroit as 'Homicide' or 'The Wire' did to Baltimore, starting to roll in situ, rather than any city in Canada, but so far it seems to aspire to that. Has two cases per episode, with its scene of the crime, his interrogation, his final confession and prompt resolution. The defenders
Lawyers in Las Vegas. Which will always be an excuse to take a couple of cleavage from time to time. Another Olympian goes to the credibility of the cases and serves mostly as a vehicle for half funny scenes of interrogation and legal tricks. In addition, a lawyer and a prosecutor are bundled and input. It's almost more a comedy than a serious series, but without reaching descoque of 'Boston Legal' and 'Ally McBeal'. The whole truth
Go surfeit of lawyers. This, however, is little point of interest, since it raises the case from the point of view of both the defense and the prosecution, with an emphasis on how each one looks to get win, the defendant is guilty or not, almost is not important. Normally legal series follow the law, and these, because proteases, almost always win, but you can win either. So each episode will have four possible endings: the accused is convicted and he did, guilty and did not, innocent and he did, or innocent and did not. You can make pools and everything. After each verdict, the final image will reveal "the whole truth", and therefore if the verdict was correct or not. Moreover, counsel and the prosecutor were the beat of race, so there will be little theme too. Rob Morrow Pena overreact, with the slope, his tie knotted and wrong not to shave, but the issue saves Maura Tierney, once one recovers from the shock of seeing her hairstyle as a kid of ten years. Long hair rejuvenates women. To see when they find them all.
Undercovers
black couple are young, beautiful and retired secret agents who decide to de-withdraw for the good of the country and this and that. Mismatch all the wrongs and kill all the bad guys as they talk about their areas of wedding couples in Andalusia, Parisian rooftops and Russian plants (the English terrorist group is milk Supreme Truth). And all without leaving the restaurant to take them as a lid. Total, having BlackBerries ... It is noted that it is JJ Abrams. The main character, Gugu Mbatha-Raw, another Vidal i shere. And yes, it is called Gugu. My generation
A group of kids from a Texas institution they made a documentary at age 18 in 2000 and now in 2010 they want to make another to see how it goes. The idea is very interesting, and even more so because it has done in real life, but as a series of fiction gives no hit at all. Although they spend half the episode running from camera (why accept out then?), They can think too much and too great in front of them, despite yaa know they are there, say things that would not be said with such joy . Despite the dancing of the cameras to fake realism, they do not lose anything and you can hear everything perfectly. It is too unnatural and too much weight to the credibility of the story.
(Edit: canceled after two episodes)
Another Blue bloods more than cops. Many cops. Is the grandfather, father and two brothers, plus another who died. And sister, a lawyer, to make matters worse. So it is not strange that when they get together for "Sunday dinner", ten minutes no one left on the table. As seen in the pilot, there will be a weekly event type kidnap a baby, how far would you go to release it? "And a long pattern of conspiracy about a group of cops who take the law into their own hands under the table. As we are in New York, roll 11-S, terrorism, torture, etc, which fills all USA, here it soaks everything even more. It can be a great role for mustache Tom Selleck. Shattered
A Canadian series about a cop with mental problems, it appears that multiple personalities, you go and you come in through the case. He seems to have many means, nor offer anything particularly special. The truth is that it have only seen one episode. No ordinary family
whole family involved in natural disaster suddenly have powers. In other words, a superhero, but as a family. The father, with Michael Chiklis, ends up being a mix of The Thing in 'Fantastic Four' (including comic relief) and Vic Mackey from 'The Shield'. The mother is the bf of Dexter in 'Dexter'. Children are directly strangle them, and now have over powers. Pa what else. COMEDY
to me with comedies truth is that I am in good shape. I laugh even with the 'Scary Movie'. Yes, there are classes, if Monty Python, that if Billy Wilder, if Woody Allen, and such, but any series is so bad, it has at least a couple of jokes that make you laugh if you're not willing to no. Here the critics tend to stick sticks to spray and pray, but overall, is 20 minutes. Relax, baby.
Better with you is the couple who spent 35 years, leading to 9 years and has 7 ½ weeks. However, before querelle José Luis Moreno for plagiarism, achieve remedy the situation. I guess scenes that abound in which the three couples make the same question or comment and react differently, but I hope they go further. Or, Moreno will sue.
(Edit: That's exactly how every episode starts)
Mike and Molly
A fat and fat are known in "Overeaters Anonymous" and suppose to be shot all season if they are bundled or not. Most of the jokes, of course, go on fat and food. But hey, it's a sitcom. No get mad, huh? Outsourced
A Kansas City office moves its call center to India. So there goes the kansino, to deal with the Indians (people of India are called Indians, not Hindus. That Sepp). Has great potential of being called racist about ten or twelve times per episode, but, hey, it's a sitcom. No get mad, huh? Raising Hope
A white trash rednecks who clapped them the script were not expecting a baby. Please note that the humor can be a bit thick at times (for example, throw up a baby.) However, when not abused the same joke about how incompetent are the panda legs as parents and grandparents, is quite original.
(Edit: First new series renewed for the remainder of the season)
Wilde
Running Back to the screens that made 'Arrested Development' truly a series of worship (which means that there are people who love and people who have never heard of it). The type of humor a bit weird, but well-studied screenwriting and millimeters, is inherited from her, but stops short of both, or even with Will Arnett (GOB) repeating the role of incompetent heir. But for those who have mono AD, may be worth a while. Shit
my dad says
Officially called'$#*! my dad says, 'which has caused has DVR devices can not record because they do not recognize the symbols. The idea came out, the parrot, a Twitter account where a guy gets all the ewes that hears his old father. Racist, sexist, without touching any with the kids ... People are engaged and have done a series. But since this is American TV, most of the things the original Twitter are so gross that they can not use. The main character is William 'original Captain Kirk' Shatner, which already has 78 blocks, not the looks, really. Will both space travel. ANIMATION
Sym-bionic
From Genndy Tartakovsky titan the animated series of Clone Wars. This is a princess from another planet lost planet with a kind of Luke and a robot bodyguard, who pursue the evil of another planet, or the same, I dunno, but ill, and the Princess and Luke and camouflaged robot students of institutions, but found, then all three can raise their minds and make a big robot that looks 'Mazinger Z' mixed with 'Akira', breaking and destroying entire towns and milk. A little too round pot, I think.
So, for those who do not have time for everything, prioritize and recommend:
1 - Boardwalk empire
2 - Terriers
3 - Lone star (the couple of episodes but whatever)
4 - The whole truth
5 - Blue bloods
6 - The event
7 - Outlaw
8 - Chase
9 - No ordinary family
10 - Undercovers
11 - The defenders
12 - My generation (which will last very little)
13 - Hawaii Five-0
14 - Nikita
15 - Hellcats
16 - Shattered
1 - Running Wilde
2 - Raising Hope
3 - Outsourced
4 - Mike and Molly
5 - Better with you
6 - Shit my dad says
Although
who likes cheerleading, because nothing cheerleaders.
Has anyone hooked one of these new?
